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Felching A homosexual activity in which one fag fucks another and proceeds to suck out his own spooge out of his partner's asshole with a straw. Note: This one's not even popular in prison. Fountain Of You While sitting on her face and having her eat your asshole, you jerk off like a madman, build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, and spew like a geyser all over her neck, tits, and stomach. (Better in her bed) Golden Showers (Also Known As Water Sports) Any shape or form of urinating on or in a sheila/girl. Hot Karl (Also known as the Cleveland Steamer & or The Hot Lunch) When you're receiving a blowjob from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster shit right onto her chest. Leif's Poophole Loophole When you feel your morals kicking in, and feel that it wouldn't be right to fuck two of your sluts in the same day. So instead you fuck the first chick, and stick it in the second one's ass. One In The Fridge, One In The Freezer Another one that requires a partner, this simply refers to you and a buddy putting one in her pussy and another in her butt, and simultaneously trying to reach her uterus and large intestine. Snow Balling Occurs when a sheila/chic takes your load in her mouth and spits it back into your mouth. Teabag When she takes your whole scrotum into her mouth and holds it there like a tea bag in a cup of hot water. The Angry Dragon On the first round of the night, work up an extremely large load during a blowjob. Just before you're about to explode, grab the back of her head and ram your unit as far down her throar as possible, causing her to gag on your pint of fluid. The result? She spews it out her nose, making her resemble an angry dragon. The Angry Pirate When doing your woman and you find yourself about ready to explode, pull out, come in her right eye then immediately kick her in the left shin. Once completed she will be hoping on one leg and covering her right eye. Bonus if she is screamin "argh" from the complete and utter pain. NOTE: Submitted by Ben Meckstroth and Jordan Walther, greeley co. The ATM The "ATM" is know by a hand full of people as "Ass To Mouth". So the next time you should think of visiting the ATM. Make dam sure its at The Bank Of Sheila!...LOL NOTE: Submitted by "Big Daddy Kevin" Its Ok The Beetle Clip You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poop-shoot and try like hell to make them touch each other. The Bismark (Also Known As Raspberry Swirl) When you've got your dick buried to the hilt in some girl's throat and you pull out to sign her face, then belt her, and smear the blood and cum together. The Blumpkin To receive oral sex wile defcating on a toilet! Or plainly put' To Get A Blow-Job Wile Take'in A Shit!...lol NOTE: Submitted by "Big Daddy Kevin" Its OK! The Bronco When you're taking a girl doggy-style and just at the moment of climax you reach around, grab her tits as tightly as you can, scream out another girl's name, and enjoy the sensation as she tries to buck you off. The BuckChug While a girl is sucking you off, you clench her nose with your fingers while you project down her throat. This forces her to swallow you lovejuice in order to breath again. NOTE: Submitted by Brad(Not a myspacer) The Bullwinkle When you're entering your girl from the rear and you reach up front, wrench her nipples as hard as you can, put your hands up to the sides of your head like antlers, and wiggle your fingers and stick out your tongue while omitting a high pitched turkey gobble. The Camel Clutch When she's lying on her stomach with you giving it to her from behind and you decide to emulate the Iron Sheik through his signature move, grabbing her underneath the chin and pulling straight back with both hands The Cave When you blow your load into a girl's mouth and then proceed to kick her teeth in, making her mouth look like a cave. The Chili Dog A variation of anal sex and tity-fucking,where you proceed to have anal sexy then titty-fuck her afterwards. The Code Of Silence Anytime you fuck a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she tells a soul what just happened between the two of you. The Corndog The act of attacking a girl in the ass only to have her drop diarrhea on you during the session. The girl then cleans you up by giving a vigorous blowjob. NOTE: Submitted by "Jake" The Coyote When you wake up the next morning after sex with an absolute beast to find she's sleeping on your arm and rather than have to talk to her or, God forbid, touch her again, you gnaw your own arm off and leave it there. The Crimson Tide When you're going down on some girl and, to your surprise, the lunar alignment dictates that her monthly flow has just begun. The Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. The Dirty Sanchez When your going at it doggy-style and just as you're about to spill your load, you plunge a finger into her poop-shoot and reach around to her upper lip, where you proceed to paint on a mustash. The Dirty Sanchez 2. Wet Burrito Similiar to the Dirty Sanchez, only performed with your own ball sweat. The Divot When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last pube out of her. The Dog In The Bathtub (Also Known As Plum Blum) The name given to attempting to drop your nuts into a girl's asshole. Aptly named, as it's about the only thing harder than getting a dog into a bathtub. The Donkey Punch When you're going at it doggie style and at the moment of climax you pull out, plunge it into her cornhole, let out a mighty "Hee Haw!" and punch her in the back of the head. Note: In order to fully enjoy the Donkey Punch, you must knock her out as this results in a tightening of the asshole. The Dolphin When you're giving it to a girl from behind and you pull out to stuff it in her butt when she turns her head around and whimpers, "Uh Uh, Uh Uh," sounding exactly like a dolphin. The Eiffel Tower When you and a friend decide to work a girl over together. You get her down on all fours with one of you in her mouth and the other going at it doggy style. From this position you give one another a mighty, two-handed high five, making the entire structure resemble the Eiffel tower. The Fish Eye Fucking her from behind, you shove your finger in her ass whereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell is going on back there. The Fish hook A variation of the schocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus. The Flaming Amazon This one's for all you pyros out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when you are about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire....then, extinguish the flames with your jizz. The Flying Camel As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, mush like a camel in distress. Strictly a class move. The Fortune Cookie After you're done banging some chick, you slip the condom off as you pull out, leaving it there for the next customer. The Free Willy When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style. The Fur Ball You're chomping away at some trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of an afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her. The Gobstopper When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're about to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all her might and cap you off with her thumb. The Gonzo Mask (Also Known As Roman Helmet, Arabian Goggles) While a girl is tossing your salad, you place your balls over her eyes and dick over her nose down her face, resembling Gonzo from the Muppets. NOTE: Submitted by "J.C." Johnny Spade The Houdini Going at it doggystyle until you're are just about to cum, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. The Hummer While sucking on your rod, she emits a low humming noise. The vibrations from her throat make it all too easy to bring her concert to a quick end. The Jackhammer A variation to the PileDriver. While fucking your girl in a piledriver position, you then grasp both her legs, lift up and proceed to crash her into the ground. This also allows for deeper penetration. NOTE: Submitted by "Jake" The Launchpad (Also Known As The S.A.M.) While your girl is riding you cowgirl style, you bring your feet up and into her armpits. Right when you explode, you shove your feet up and outward and watch you girl become a human missle. NOTE: Submitted by "Doc" The Leaky Faucet Before you start to fuck, drink as much water as you possibly can then wait a while and begin the banging. Once you get your rhythm going, you may feel like you have to take a bathroom break. No worries, let it fly and reap the rewards, it's like going upstream. This girl will be leaking piss for a week.....nice. The Mudslide After convincing some girl to give you a little ass munching action, you proceed to unleash a massive flow of of diarrhea and sit there and laugh as it runs down her face and body. The New York Style Taco Anytime that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box. The Pearl Necklace When you are enjoying a fine blowjob or titty-fucking session and you happen to leave a line of droplets resembling a string of pearls around her neck. The Pile Driver You're both munching away "bush and tree style" (standing 69) you blow your load and can't hold her up anymore so you drop to your knees and bash her head into the ground. The Pink GloveThis frequently happens deuing sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her shot, the inside of her twat sticks to your dick. The Pole Vault Originated by the ancient Romans. When the female has sucked your pole to the point of ejaculation she swiftly inserts the index finger of her right hand into your anus. This surprise causes a subtle popping out of the eyes, a natural arch to the lower back and extra propulsion necessary to clear the high bar. The Purple Mushroom When your receiving a little oral pleasure from a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it out of her mouth and try to impale her cheek. The impression it leaves resembles a purple mushroom. The Ram Again, your attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall against her head should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile sensitivity. The Rapunzel When no amount of suggestion, persuasion, or begging will get a girl to go down on you and you're forced to resort to simply pulling her head down there by the hair. 51. The Boston Cooler - Any form of oral stimulation in which you cleverly conceal ice cubes in your mouth to surprise your partner. The Rocket While fucking your girl doggystyle on a bed, you place your feet firmly on the bed and grab ahold of her hair. While she thinks your being kinky, you instead launch off the bed with your girl as your shuttle. NOTE: Submitted Ghettowood The Rodeo This is a variation of the Bronco, where a bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. When the male involved in the feat yells out RODEO, they all run out with a video camera and you try and see how long you can stay on as she tries to get away. The Rumpledforeskin When some girl makes you stop fucking her because she somehow realizes that you don't remember her name, causing you to go limp. The Rusty Trombone When a woman tosses your salad and has the courtesy to give you the reach around at the same time, thus creating the appearance of a woman playing the trombone. The Sand Crab While fucking at the beach, right before you cum you pull off the condom, reinsert, bust your nut while throwing sand in your victim's eyes... then scurry off down the beach.. preferably like a crab for the first few feet. NOTE: Submitted by GUYEEEEE The Screaming Seagull While having sex on the beach, you pull your cock out briefly and roll it around in the sand to collect a little "breading." Reinsert, and put your hands over your ears, cause your sweet little seagull may get kinda loud. The Screwnicorn When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. The Shocker This occurs when you're fingering a girl and decide to give her a surprise, so you insert a digit or two into her asshole. The Six Pack When performing the above you attempt to carry the girl around (similiar to the way you would a 6pack). The Skull Fuck The act of removing a female's eye (unless you really luck out and find someone who's already lost one) and fucking the gaping the hole left in its place. Note: You're a sick bastard if you attempt this. The Spiderman As you feel yourself reaching that "heaven point," you pull out, cum on your hand and throw your juice in her face. NOTE: Submitted by "Doc" The Stinky Pinky When your going at it from the back and you insert a pinky finger in along side your member, reach around front, and plunge it so far into her nostril that it tilts her head back. The Stranger When the tedium of your nightly jerk off becomes too much so you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, giving the sensation of someone else doing it. The Tony Danza After a girl sucks your dick to ejaculation, you then proceed to slap her across the face with your unit, place your hands on your hips in a power stance and exclaim, "Who's the Boss, Bitch?" NOTE: Submitted by that SIG PI guy The Ultimate Houdini A variation of the Houdini whereas instead of spitting on her back, you proceed to vomit and then cum in her face when she looks..........alcohol's a bitch ain't it? heh heh heh NOTE: Submitted by Im Just A Simple Really. The V-Plow When you're muff diving and in order to look up at the girl you drag your whole face through her snatch, nose proudly leading the way, parting that nasty labia. The Well-Wisher After you get nut deep and blow your load in your babe's ass, just before it closes you drop a dime in her corn hole and make a wish! NOTE: Submitted by Fuck Sheila! (Hell Yea!) The Zombie Mask While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good glob of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. The Zorro Right when your ready to cum after fucking a girl, you pull out and do the "Z" on her chest and tits. Top it off with a thrust into her belly button and exclaim, "Never fuck with Zorro! NOTE: Submitted by "Doc" and JETSTORM Tossing Salad (Also Known As Rim Job) A common prison practice that could be also termed "Eating Asshole" These Sub Dirty words are used to describe the above events as being used in the course of a single evening or on a single woman. LOL Fuckin Crazy.. The Triple Crown - Any three of the above events performed upon the same female. The Hat Trick - Any three of the above events performed over the course of a single evening. The Technical Knockout (TKO) - Any three of the above events performed upon the same female in the course of a single evening. The Clean Sweep - Any four of the above events performed upon the same female. The Grand Slam - Any four of the above events performed over the course of a single evening. The Rape And Pillage - Any four of the above events performed upon the same female over the course of a single evening. The Tom And Mottie - Any 37 or more of the above events performed upon the same female over the course of a single evening. Got More Dirty Words? send them to us! or Email with the header "Dirty Words" |
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Dr Hilde van der Ploeg, B.A., M.A. is a clinical psychologist, specialised in sexology. Dr Hilde has had a private practice in Amsterdam since 1995. Also wrote a book on female lust and 'The Man' as a lust object (Blikken zonder blozen: de seksuele revolutie van de kijklustige vrouw). For six years she wrote weekly articles on sex in one of the largest youth magazines in the Netherlands (Break Out!) and answered many thousands of letters.Three years ago she put a Dutch 'sexdictionary' on the Internet, which attracts millions of 'unique visitors' each year. So if you ever want'ed to know "How To Finger A Woman" or "Where Is The G'Spot?" This and much more gang.(Link) |
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